A boy from the land of apple pie,
Dropped in a culture
of ‘an eye for an eye’.
We’re up for combat — and beyond that,
Sky News, News at Ten — I’m beyond that.
The media love it, the press instigate it,
Then go and slate it
While MPs debate it.
See old Judge sat up on his perch,
Thinks he’s the first
to call for the birch.
Try preventing this
Don’t want me to mention this?
There’s a production line
of hooligan apprentices.
Never said it was militant
Never said it was innocent,
It’s just about a rival firm
having it and visiting.
Shops close down early —
Old Bill walks early
Two boys clad in Prada,
Rockport and Burberry.
See what it offers —
avoiding their spotters,
Avoiding all coppers,
dogs and helicopters.
I do what I like
and I like what I do
(Stand your ground, just stand your ground)
I do what I like
and I like what I do
(Stand your ground the GSE’s around).
I do what I like
and I like what I do
(Stand your ground, just stand your ground)
I do what I like
and I like what I do
(Stand your ground the GSE’s around).
This is another culture where anything goes,
You can even stand or await on your toes.
Smash the doors in, smash the bar up,
Smash the pub up and smash a car up.
It’s like an invasion, on this occasion
Old B arrive with a little persuasion.
Photographed, hemmed in
And penned in,
Dogs are sent in — they are apprehending.
Fuck cop saw us and we’re brought in an escort,
All around the ground getting caught in the onslaught.
Cuts are stinging, and mobiles are ringing,
Arranging for after the match
and they are singing.
When it goes off
(cos’ it always does),
It’s a must for us — a rush and a buzz.
You call them ‘scum’ and
Say ‘your club’s got none’,
But I heard from someone that you got done and run!
I do what I like
and I like what I do
(Stand your ground, just stand your ground)
I do what I like
and I like what I do
(Stand your ground the GSE’s around).
I do what I like
and I like what I do
(Stand your ground, just stand your ground)
I do what I like
and I like what I do
(Stand your ground the GSE’s around).
So the main reason is to top it,
Will they drop it, move on and stop it?
How I doubt it! — It’s almost vital,
Survivor and tribal
to have your rival.
It’s raining coins! A boot in the loins!
Seeing red — a smack round the head.
Designer bloodstain, on the latest name,
Is this insane for ‘the beautiful game’?
Ask the top boy, ask the bus boy,
And all the boys what it is they enjoy.
Club don’t want us and wash their hands,
and dish out bans but we’re the true fans!
Hoolie culture — hoolie passion,
hoolie outlook — hoolie fashion!
I do what I like
and I like what I do
(Stand your ground, just stand your ground)
I do what I like
and I like what I do
(Stand your ground the GSE’s around).
I do what I like
and I like what I do
(Stand your ground, just stand your ground)
I do what I like
and I like what I do
(Stand your ground the GSE’s around).