My coffee’s cold
My car’s too old
And I never ever get where I go
My money’s low
My Wi-Fi slow
And I’ve got a useless dumbass smartass phone
I lost my keys, I lost my keys
I kissed my boss, I kissed my boss
And as of now I think I’ve got no job
Can’t pay my rent, can’t pay my rent
Don’t have a cent, don’t have a cent
I’m so connected but I’ve got no friends, yeah
Just when you think it can’t get any worse
Dressed as a clown you show up drunk and high in church
I’m not a preacher but I’m tellin’ you
It’s gonna be ok
Just hurry up and wait
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
It’s alright, now oh oh
Don’t worry
It’s alright, now oh oh
Don’t worry
My jeans too tight
My waist’s on strike
And I might get way too frisky tonight
I’m pretty funny, I’m pretty funny
But the joke’s on me, but the joke’s on me
Cause no one ever takes me seriously, yeah
Just when you think it can’t get any worse
Dressed as a clown you show up drunk and high in church
I’m not a preacher but I’m tellin’ you
It’s gonna be ok
Just hurry up and wait
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
Dont’ worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
It’s alright, now oh oh
Don’t worry
It’s alright, now oh oh
Don’t worry
I’m not a preacher but I’m tellin’ you
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah aaaah
I’m not a preacher but I’m tellin’ you
Don’t worry it’s ok
Just hurry up and wait
It’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright
Don’t worry it’s alright