Do you know what I just saw?
People walk around with concrete in their jaws.
It’s a new method that dentists use.
Keeps the teeth in place when they get loose.
So look into my eyes, you’ll see the lord of lies,
Cross my fingers I swear this is true.
Something weird occurred today,
The president called me up and said, come out and play.
He’s got a new toy from the CIA
Guaranteed to blow your mind away.
So look into his eyes, he is the lord of lies,
Just one look you can tell he’s a crook
You’ll believe in all I say,
Even if I’d tell you that my wife was gay.
Some might say that I’ve blown a fuse.
Some might even call it wife abuse.
So look into my eyes, I am the lord of lies,
Cross my fingers I swear this is true.