Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok,
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big…
Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won’t quit.
And I don’t want my breakfast, because it tastes like…
Shitzus make good house pets, they’re cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren’t good to have ’cause they like to beat their…
Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,
The bossy wants to see you, so you can suck his…
Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn’t like him but that’s ’cause she’s a…
Contaminated water can really make you sick,
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your…
Dictate what I’m saying ’cause it will bring you luck,
And if you all don’t like it, I don’t give a flying fuck!
* Песня из эпизода 409 («Something You Can Do With Your Finger») мульсериала «Южный парк».