It’s like, I don’t care about nothing, man!
Roll another blunt, yeah!
I was gonna clean my room until I got high,
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high,
My room is still messed up, and I know why.
Why, man? ‘Cause I got high.
I was gonna go to class before I got high,
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high,
I am takin’ it next semester and I know why.
Why, man? ‘Cause I got high.
I was gonna go to work but then I got high,
I just got a new promotion but I got high,
Now I’m sellin’ dope and I know why.
Why, man? ‘Cause I got high.
I was gonna go to court before I got high,
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high.
No, you ain’t! They took my whole paycheck, and I know why.
‘Cause I got high.
I wasn’t gonna run from the cops but I was high,
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high,
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why.
Why? Because I got high.
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high,
I wasn’t gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high,
Now the tow truck is pullin’ away, and I know why.
Because I got high.
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high,
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high,
Now I’m jackin’ off and I know why.
Because I got high.
I messed up my entire life because I got high,
I lost my kids and wife because I got high,
Now I’m sleepin’ on the sidewalk and I know why.
Because I got high.
I’m gonna stop singin’ this song because I’m high,
I’m singin’ this whole thing wrong because I’m high,
And if I don’t sell one copy, I know why.
Because I’m high.
Well, my name is Afroman and I’m from East Palmdale,
And all the tail weed I be smokin’ is bomb as hell,
I don’t believe in Hitler, that’s what I said,
So all of you skins, please, give me more head.