Step right on up, take a good good look
at the latest pie that fate could cook.
This is no phenom,
no supermarket guru
just a revelation from me to you.
So don’t believe a thing that you might hear
(at least from the last 30 — 40 years)
’cause it wasn’t long ago
just before the reign of Nero
we had no concept of zero.
So beware, children beware!
The devil may care of six little soldiers
with stripes on their shoulders
never with a thought to dare.
So take aim, children take aim!
The drill sargeant sang
with ample perspiration ordered
stop your respiration
and end the flow of oxygen to the brain.
So wake up sleepyheads, listen what I have to say.
As you near, near is your independence day.
Just keep in mind, in time you find so few
have your best interrests in mind.
So don’t believe a thing you might hear
(at least from the last 3 — 4,000 years)
’cause is wasn’t long ago
just before the reign of Nero
we had no concept of zero.
So beware, children beware!
The devil may care…
And maybe he’s the only one.