Scientifically accurate Ninja turtles
Scientifically accurate Ninja turtles
Scientifically accurate Ninja turtles
Heroes in a half shell: Turtle power!
Turtles don’t have ears
so these ninjas are deaf.
No vocal chords of «Cowabunga»
it’s hissing breath!
They have a tongue shaped like a worm
And these ninjas carry salmonella germs.
Scientifically accurate Ninja turtles
Splinter taught them to be Ninja teens.
He’s a radical rat!
But they all have plague.
‘Cause rats are vectors of disease!
That’s a fact, Jack!
They live one hundred years two-fold
so teenage turtles have the mind of a seven-year-old
Scientifically accurate Ninja turtles…
Here’s the part where we talk about turtle dicks!
Half the length of the turtle and astonishingly big!
If you see a turtle’s toothless grin,
it’s cause his penis can probably touch his chin.
Scientifically accurate Ninja turtles…
They live in the human sewer,
which means they are bathed in feces!
Also their shells bleed. Turtle power!