[Annie:]
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
[Frank:] No you can’t.
[Annie:] Yes, I can.
[Frank:] No, you can’t.
[Annie:] Yes, I can.
[Frank:] No, you can’t.
[Annie:] Yes, I can, Yes, I can!
[Frank:]
Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later I’m greater than you.
[Annie:] No, you’re not.
[Frank:] Yes, I am.
[Annie:] No, you’re not.
[Frank:] Yes, I am.
[Annie:] No, you’re not!.
[Frank:] Yes, I am, Yes, I am!
[Frank:] I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
[Annie:] I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
[Frank:] I can live on bread and cheese.
[Annie:] And only on that?
[Frank:] Yes.
[Annie:] So can a rat!
[Frank:] Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
[Annie:] I can sing anything higher than you.
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (High)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (Higher)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (Higher)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (Higher)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (Higher)
[Annie:] Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
[Frank:] How do you sing that high?
[Annie:] I’m a girl!
[Frank:] Anything you can say, I can say softer.
[Annie:] I can say anything softer than you.
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (Softly)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Softer)
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (Softer)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Softer)
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (Softer)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
[Frank:] I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
[Annie:] I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
[Frank:] I can open any safe.
[Annie:] Without bein’ caught?
[Frank:] Yes.
[Annie:] That’s what I thought…..you crook!
[Frank:] Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
[Annie:] I can hold any note longer than you.
[Frank:] No, you can’t.
[Annie:] Yes, I can
[Frank:] No, you can’t.
[Annie:] Yes, I can
[Frank:] No, you can’t.
[Annie:] Yes, I can….Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!
[Frank:] Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
[Frank:] Anything you can say, I can say faster.
[Annie:] I can say anything faster than you.
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (Fast)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Faster)
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (Faster)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Faster)
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (Faster)
[Annie:] YesIcan! (Fastest)
[Frank:] I can jump a hurdle.
[Annie:] I can wear a girdle.
[Frank:] I can knit a sweater.
[Annie:] I can fill it better!
[Frank:] I can do most anything!
[Annie:] Can you bake a pie?
[Frank:] No.
[Annie:] Neither can I.
[Frank:] Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
[Annie:] I can sing anything sweeter than you.
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (Sweetly)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
[Frank:] No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
[Annie:] Yes, I can. (Sweeter)
[Frank:] No, you can’t, can’t, can’t
[Annie:] Yes, I can, can, can
[Annie:] Yes, I can!
[Frank:] No, you can’t!