[Verse 1:]
007 and Brucey Wayne
Are shitting themselves because there’s another name
Coming to claim what is his to claim,
Ten percent faster with a sturdier frame.
He’s certainly come into his own,
There’s one on his arm in every land that he roams,
And two consecutive nights alone
Are a thing of the past as he has recently shown.
[Chorus:]
They said he looks so handsome, stood not dancing,
Drawing you in like it’s boring to him,
It’s a war you can’t win and the first and the last
Are two things you’ll never be, my darling.
[Verse 2:]
Another roll around and another push and shove,
Further away from the idea of love,
And his conclusion, it must be good
Or when the penny has dropped with an incredible thud
Forgot to kick the tin.
He knows where she’s going, but don’t know where she’s been,
And as opposed to the other thing
He’ll worry about it when it’s trouble he’s in.
[Chorus:]
They said he looks so handsome, stood not dancing,
Drawing you in like it’s boring to him,
It’s a war you can’t win and the first and the last
Are two things you’ll never be, my darling,
Two things you’ll never be, my darling,
Two things you will never be, my darling,
Two things you’ll never be, my darling.
[Bridge:]
Well, he sneered and sniffed, and spat at my chat up lines,
Not to feel like a twat at times, it’s hard,
But not for this kid, not when they come, to you.