You're my funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
Ooh, ooh
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, funny Valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day