Girls – all I really want is girls,
And in the morning it's girls,
‘Cause in the evening it's girls.
I like the way that they walk,
And it's chill to hear them talk,
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile.
Back in the day
There was this girl around the way,
She liked my homepiece M.C.A,
He said he would not give her play,
I asked him, «Please?» He said, «You may.»
Her pants were tight, and that's OK
If she would dance, I would DJ.
We took a walk down to the bay
I hope she'll say, «Hey, me and you should hit the hay!»
I asked her out, she said, «No way!»
I should've probably guessed her gay,
So I broke North with no delay.
I heard she moved real far away,
That was two years ago this May,
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay.
Girls – to do the dishes!
Girls – to clean up my room!
Girls – to do the laundry!
Girls – and in the bathroom!
Girls – that's all I really want is girls,
Two at a time, I want girls!
With new wave hairdos, I want girls!
I ought to whip out my girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!