You say either and I say either
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either
Neither, neither
Let's call the whole thing off.
You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto,
Tomato, tomahto.
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart
So if you like pyjamas
And I like pyjahmas,
I'll wear pyjamas
And give up pyajahmas
For we know we need each other so
We better call the whole thing off off
Let's call the whole thing off.
So if you go for oysters
And I go for ersters
I'll order oysters
And cancel the ersters
For we know we need each other
We better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off.