Lalalalalalalalala, lalalalala
Time does not exist
Time is a joke
Time is not real
If humans had not invented time,
Then I would be on time
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be late
My clock radio…it broke.
True story
Lalalalalalalalala, lalalalala (true story)
This time it is for real, this is not a joke,
This is not a lie,
Ok, maybe it's a lie, but only a white lie,
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be late
My clock radio… it broke,
True story,
I ran out of gas again,
True story,
I was kidnapped by the sasquatch
(Why would I lie about that?)
Lalalalalalalalala, lalalalala
True story