(Black Box Recorder)
(This is the school song)
Welcome to the school of song
It'll help you achieve perfection
Destroy your record collection
It's for your own protection
You're late again
Thank you so much for gracing us with your presence
No really, do sit down
And what on earth is that you're wearing?
This is an educational establishment, not a night-club
Put your hand up, don't mumble, don't interrupt
Wipe that idiotic smile off your face
When you're here you do as I say
Walk in the corridors — I said walk, don't run
Double detention in the school of song.
(This is the school song)
Welcome to the school of song
It'll help you achieve perfection
Destroy your record collection
It's for your own protection
Right everybody, you're going for a swim
Get changed into your costumes and line up by the pool
Yes I know it's February — you lot need a bit of toughening up
You're weak and spoilt — look at you
I don't want to hear any of your excuses
Girls and boys from this school fought and died in the war, you know
Get undressed, you're going in
Double games in the school of song
(This is the school song)
(Black Box Recorder)
We hope you've enjoyed your time here as much as we've enjoyed having you
I know we haven't always seen eye to eye
But I think you'll come to appreciate our methods when you go out into the world
Some of you will achieve greatness, others of you will succeed in a more modest capacity
Some of you… well….
They'll want to read about you for the right reasons
Congratulations to all of you
A grade 'A' from the Black Box Recorder School of Song
Welcome to the school of song
It'll help you achieve perfection
For your own protection
Destroy your record collection
(This is the school song)