He was sittin' at the bar,
Sippin' on a regular Coke
We were drinkin' and smokin'
And makin' him the butt of our jokes
We all said, «Man, what happened to you?
Why can't you just have a few?»
He said, «I would if I could,
But it's probably best that I don't.»
Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover
And a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Naw, there ain't no in-between
Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.
A couple of cold ones,
And somebody hands me a shot.
Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged
Women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes
And sweet talkin' some big brunette
Yeah, once I get on a roll,
Ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover
And a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Naw, there ain't no in-between
Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.
The more I drink
Humm, that's what I'm talking about
Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen
And they can't get me off the karaoke machine,
The more I drink…the more I drink.
Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink,
The more I drink.