Everytime I go to dinner
It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
I can talk, but theyre not able
When I look at them I find
There's a single question on their mind.
I wish it could go back to the way it was
It's not easy no because…
My whole family thinks I'm gay
I guess its always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way I walk,
That makes them think that I like…boys
The goddamn question just wont go away
Cause I get asked every single day
But the way they ask it is no disguise,
Like «How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?»
It's funny…
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear.
My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now I'm Elton John.
My whole family now suspects,
That watching spongebob had side-effects.
But I'm not gay and thats what I said,
If I'm gay then god strike me dead.
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is the rainbow.
It's a joke!
I dont mean to yell but I fear I must,
Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust.
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay…
Just kidding!
You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive…
La la la la la…
Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay,
What do they know anyway?
You gotta see right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
My whole family thinks I'm queer,
That is all I ever hear,
But ive been as straight as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp