Hey everybody holy crap it's Christmas
Seems like it gets here faster each year
So stop complaining about
All your woes
And spread some mother truckin'
Christmas cheer
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Merry Flippin' Christmas
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Merry Flippin' Christmas
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Merry Flippin' Christmas
Merry Flippin' Christmas
And Happy Freaking New Year
This is our second Christmas album
Its only got five songs or so
Most of them where made up
While in Boise, Idaho
And they're followed by a classic
We all know
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Merry Flippin' Christmas
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Merry Flippin' Christmas
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Merry Flippin' Christmas
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Merry Flippin' Christmas
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Merry Flippin' Christmas
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Merry Flippin' Christmas
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Merry Flippin' Christmas
Merry Flippin' Christmas
And Happy Freaking New Year
So here's a toast
To everyone this holiday season
No Matter what you celebrate
This time of year
Just don't forget to put us on your gift list
We like hot pocks pizza cookies
And if you're at a loss
Just buy us beer
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Merry Flippin' Christmas
Merry Flippin' Christmas
Merry Flippin' Christmas
Merry Flippin' Christmas
Merry Flippin' Christmas
Merry Flippin' Christmas
Merry Flippin' Christmas
Merry Flippin' Christmas
And Happy Freaking New Year