My girlfriend is so beautiful
She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts
There's no end to her kindness
She's the only one to make me laugh until it hurts
Her eyes shine, her teeth sparkle
She watches all my favorite shows
But there's only one thing you should know
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobody's perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
My girlfriend loves yoga
She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots
Does pilates then kamikazes
So sweet but you never wanna piss her off
Cause there's only one thing you should know
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobody's perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
I Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
And every night, I end up driving
So she don't go out, D.U.I.in' again
Get locked in the pen. Again.
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobody's perfect
Hey! My girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! Drinks! Fights at the bar!
Drinks! Drinks! Pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! My girlfriend is an alcoholic