Sitting on a sofa,
Chewing gum and watcing a movie
Got no things to do but sit and chew,
And I'm feeling groovy
[Chorus:]
All right, chill out, switch off the telephone
Come on, cut out, don't you see I'm stoned
Prove me, honey, give me an argument
That the weed I'm smoking
Ain't no heaven sent
Peeling a potato in the kitchen,
Gotta say that it's the last one
Smiling at the neighbours that are
Knocking on my door
And saying 'what fun'
[Chorus:]
All right, chill out, switch off the telephone
Come on, cut out, don't you see I'm stoned
Prove me, honey, give me an argument
That the weed I'm smoking
Ain't no heaven sent
Sitting on a sofa, chewing gum
And watcing a movie
Got no things to do but sit and chew,
And I'm feeling groovy
They say I'm gonna end up
In a funny farm
Although I think that kind of place
Does have it's charm
You'd better roll a joint and feel
It's getting, getting warm
[Chorus:]
All right, chill out, switch off the telephone
Come on, cut out, don't you see I'm stoned
Prove me, honey, give me an argument
That the weed I'm smoking
Ain't no heaven sent