One shot, two shot, three, Tequila floor
Cowboy bouncer? s 'bout to bowl me out the door
Jose got me stumblin?, mumblin? like a fool
That worms got a kick like a Tennessee mule
Wake up in the mornin?, hurtin? head, skinned knees
Ain't no doubt about what? s puttin? a whoopin? on me
Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast
Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass
Tequila
Glass, salt, straight up, chilled lemon, lime
Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita time
Mexicali, Blue Agave, fire in a bottle
Too much Cabo Wabo, do the Cucharacha wobble
You think by now a drinkin? man would learn
You don't go toe to toe with that little bitty worm
Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast
Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass
Tequila
Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast
Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass
Tequila
I said, Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast
Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass
Tequila