Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear
I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up
And stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobodys gon' tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch
Just chillin in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can
Teach me how to dougie
Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man
Oh yes I said it, I said it
I said it cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear
I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
Find a really nice girl
Have some really nice sex
And she's gonna sream out
'This is great'
(Oh my god, this is great)
Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man would be so proud of me
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
Oh yes I said it, I said it
I said it cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear
I'm not doing anything
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cus I ain't going anywhere
No No No No No No No No No
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear
I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all