All kneel for Daenarys Stormborn
The unburnt Queen of the First Men
Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea
Breaker of Shackles and Mother of Dragons
I am the mother of dragons
Pet them if you like
I am the mother of dragons
I’ll put your head on a spike
This is my revenge on all the cheats and liars
I’ll melt your fucking balls with
A song of Ice and Fire
I’m a mad king’s daughter
I’ll burn your bricks and mortar
Born in a storm
Think you can make me holla
I used to have a brother
A little beggar king
But then my hot ass hubby
Turned his head into bling
Had another brother too
Rhaegar was his name
He bit it on the Trident
Cause the wolf girl was his flame
I married Conan,
He had no shirt or slacks
The longest locks of all the Khal’s
And I outlived his ass
Lost my v-card to Drogo
On the show it wasn’t great
In the books kinda sexy
But both statutory rape
I am the mother of dragons
Pet them if you like
I’ll put your head on a spike
Ra sava sol man (as the stars look down in witness)
Ahn havelo shak aj aka (I will pledge this gift)
CHalaka Dothrai mrraanha (a prince rides within me)
Sheg mishrakia (My sun and stars)
I’m a queen I ain’t easy
So kneel to Khaleesi
My dragon eggs cracked
When death came in three-sies
First my unborn stallion
Then my sun and stars
I barbecued the witch bitch
And my children roared
Wanna get with this
You best be fit
I’m a fire proof albino
Dragons sucking on my tits
I breast feed lizards
And drink poison with wizards
Show lies to my eyes
I’ll have my kids burn your gizzards
Not a bird or a plane
It’s fire in the sky
Cuz In the game of thrones
You win or you die
I am the mother of dragons
Pet them if you like
I am the mother of dragons
I’ll put your head on a spike
I am the mother of dragons
Pet them if you like
I’ll put your head on a spike
I’m gonna ride my dragons
You know nothing Jon Snow
Screw your red head hoe
I’m the baddest bitch on the show
I’m the last Targaryen
You invented cunnilingus?
I’m versed in High Valeryan
Cause I’m a fucking linguist
Hear my mother tongue
And don’t take the piss
I’ll steal your slave army
With a word: Drakarys
Drakarys
I’ll watch you poop your pants
Cuz Drogon’s gonna hiss
And burn you up like ants
Watch my show on HBO
And if you need a reason
You can see me nude,
But mostly in first season
Who’ll be the last standing at the end in King’s Landing?
Bow down and pray
Cuz it’s gonna be me
Don’t wake the dragon
YOU WOKE THE DRAGON!
Bow down bitches; I’m motherfucking Daenarys Targaryen,
Storm Born, I’m your rightful queen
No sleep till king’s landing,
Rhaegal, Viserion, Drogon
Are like a boy-band
They’ll steal your daughters from you
And leave their charred bones behind as evidence,
This war will be won from the sky,
Yipeekayay motherfuckers,
Ever dance with a dragon in the pale moonlight?
I must break you.
Yo how my smallclothes taste?
Red haired bitch is not my fucking problem,
I am fucking awesome.