Oh, oh fortune cookie
Ow, Ow fortune cookie
Oh, oh fortune cookie
It sound like sound advice to me
Well, I went out the other day
Had some lunch at a Chinese place
Had an egg roll and noodle soup
A little entrée, um um good
My favorite part is the end of the meal
That to me is a real big deal
Fortune cookie you're for me
Such a life will set you free
Fortune cookie you're too much
Such a taste of good luck
All you can eat off a little receipt
Said good time and a bad girl
Good food and a bad girl
Good wine and a bad girl
That sound like sound advice to me
Well, who ever wrote it must know me
Cause that's exactly my philosophy
Not too heavy, not too light
Fortune cookies I can move it tonight
When they open up that sushi
Wish I could do that today
Fortune cookie you're too much
Such a taste of good luck
Fortune cookie you're for me
Such a life will set you free
All you can eat off a little receipt
Said good time and a bad girl
Good food and a bad girl
Good wine and a bad girl
That sound like sound advice to me
If I ever make some money
I'm gonna buy a fortune cookie factory
I'll buy all the peripherals
Call me Confucius of the new new World
I'll make every fortune good
Unless I make a poor enemy
Unless I screw all up
I'm gonna have a good good luck
Fortune cookie you're for me
Such a life will set you free
Fortune cookie you're too much
Such a taste of good luck
All you can eat off a little receipt
Said good time and a bad girl
Good food and a bad girl
Good wine and a bad girl
That sound like sound advice to me
Fortune cookie you're for me
Such a life will set you free
Fortune cookie you're too much
That sound like sound advice to me
Fortune cookie such inside
Fortune cookie swallow down
Fortune cookie c'est la vie
That sound like sound advice to me