When your ride's real broke down
Got real smoke, real way out
In the real kinda BFE, you're SOL far as you can see
When your girl gets real mad and she rips up your real grass
When she's the real kind of real gone — like that
No doubt they're gonna have your back
Talkin' 'bout real friends, fish that you ain't gotta reel in
Call 'em and they'll be the first-ring picker uppers
Get you un-stuckers
Same town, same twang, and different mothers
Real friends y'all, that are all in
Ones who'll haul you home when you been drinkin'
Too much, too long, when the right goes wrong
Who you gonna count on
Talkin' 'bout your real real real friends
If you're single, single-wide kickin',
If you're hilltop big house livin'
If it's hittin' the fan or if it's hittin' the jack pot
They don't give a damn about what you got
Real friends, fish that you ain't gotta reel in
Call 'em and they'll be first-ring picker uppers
Get you un-stuckers
Same town, same twang, and different mothers
Real friends y'all, that are all in
Ones who'll haul you home when you been drinkin'
Too much, too long, when the right goes wrong
Who you gonna count on
Talkin' 'bout your real real real friends
Gotcha hat, gotcha back when you get bucked off
Cool your head when it gets too hot
Talkin' 'bout real friends, fish that you ain't gotta reel in
Call 'em and they'll be first-ring picker uppers
Get you un-stuckers
Same town, same twang, and different mothers
Real friends y'all, that are all in
Ones who'll haul you home when you been drinkin'
Too much, too long, when the right goes wrong
Who you gonna count on
Tell us 'bout your real real real friends
Real real real friends
Your real real real friends
Real friends