When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling, -a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling ,
My ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
You know then mamma took me to Sunday school
They tried to teach me the golden rule
Every time the choir would sing
I'd take out my ding-a-ling, -a-ding
Oh my ding-a-ling ,
My ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
Then mamma took me to grammar school
But I stopped off in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
Catch me playin' with my ding-a-ling, -a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling ,
My ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
But held on to my ding-a-ling, -a-ling
Oh my ding-a ling ,
My ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
I remember the girl next door
We used to play house on the kitchen floor
She'd be the queen and I'd be the king
And I let her play with my ding-a-ling, -a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling ,
My ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
Once I was swiming
'Cross turtle creek
Many snappers all around my feet
Sure was hard swimming across that thing
With both hands holding my ding-a-ling, -a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling ,
My ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
Girl downstairs
She's so big and bold
Grandma warned me: «She's too old»
She used to take me swingin
In the school yard swing
Swing down and take my ding-a-ling, -a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling ,
My ding-a -ing
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
This here song it ain't so sad
The cutest little song you ever had
Those of you who will not sing
You must be playing with your own ding-a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling ,
My ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
Your ding-a-ling
Your ding-a-ling
We saw you playin' with your ding-a-ling
Oh my ding-a-ling
Everybody sing
I want to play with my
Everybody
My ding-a-ling oh my ding-a-ling
(Slow down) I wanna play (everybody)
With my ding-a-ling…!!!