Lauren:
I love pink things and chocolate's nice
Amy:
And who doesn't like flowers in red and white?
Lisa:
On paper it's great
Katherine:
The most romantic date
Dani:
Unless you don't have a date
Lauren:
I don't wanna sound like an old hag
But Valentine's day is such a drag
Lisa:
Just a reminder that I've never had a boyfriend in my life
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All:
Hey I really hate this day,
Gonna cry in my room and then dig my grave
Amy:
I thought I was nice
Lisa:
Thought I was worth a shot
Dani:
I thought someone could want me but apparently not
All:
Hey we don't have Valentines
Not one of us can see to find a decent guy
Katherine:
But, I..
Lauren:
Because they do't exist, I don't care what you say
All:
There's nothing worse than being single on Valentine's day
Lisa:
Well I wanna be a bride, but I need a groom
Katherine:
You're probably not gonna find one hiding in your room
Amy:
Hey, leave her alone!
Lauren:
Yeah, it's hard to meet guys!
Dani:
Especially when you know they're plotting your demise
Amy:
I see the couples walking down the street
Dani:
And I can't help but wonder «what's wrong with me?»
Lauren:
Why do we need a stupid holiday
Lisa:
To rub in what I don't have in my face?
Christina:
Girls, we got a lot to do
I need good energy and focus from you
Katherine:
Is she serious?!
Amy:
At a time like this?!
Dani:
I'm pretty sure she's being blinded by her ignorant bliss
All:
Well that's just not fair
Hey, don't make us work today
We need 48 hours just to grief this pain
Christina:
You guys are so dramatic!
Lisa:
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
Dani:
I'm gonna be alone for the rest of my life
All:
Hey, we should just give up now,
If things were gonna change
They would've gotten better by now
Christina:
You've barely even tried!
Lauren:
Easy for you to say!
All:
You are not the one who's single on Valentine's day
Christina:
Ok everyone sit down right now! This is gone way too far.
You can't be serious
You really believe
You've got so much to give
You think no one can see
Dani, you're generous
Amy, you're smart
Lauren, you've got such a compassionate heart
Lisa, you're funny
And Katherine, you're kind
Pull it together, you guys are losing your minds
This stupid holiday doesn't define your life
And I'm not just saying that 'cause I'm about to be a wife
Ooh, that rock though!
All:
Hey I guess it's not that bad,
We could all have boyfriends and still be sad
Amy:
We've got no one to fight with
Lauren:
No one to complain
Dani:
If I wanna leave my hair in the shower drain
All:
Hey, Christina, thanks a lot
For giving us perspective on what we got
Lisa:
We have freedom
Lauren:
Open schedules
Amy:
No drama
Katherine:
Hey guys, I've really been meaning to tell you this but um…
I actually have plans tonight.
It's nothing crazy, but I got asked out.
I didn't want to abandon you guys but I actually have to leave now
All:
TRAITOR!