Heard you got detention three times this week
Playing with the bad kids down by the creek
When I was your age, oh I, did the same
I'll save you some trouble, boy, and try to explain
Defcon! Tractor beams!
Weaponized Funk
In walks Barberella, set to stun
Defcon! Tractor beams!
Gamma ray gun
Straight out the mothership! Weaponized Funk
Let me back up 2
0 Years or so
Before I met your mama
I was livin' on the road
I met a belle from the astral planes
Hopped in my 710
I was never quite the same
Defcon! Tractor beams!
Weaponized Funk
In walks Barberella, set to stun
Defcon! Tractor beams!
Gamma ray gun
Straight out the mothership! Weaponized Funk
One last word to the wise
While we got time to kill
If the X-rays don't get ya
Then the heartbreak surely will
When it was over, all I had to show
Big bill from Motel 6 and a broken nose
From east of Needles to eternity
Space truckin, son, ain't what it used to be
Defcon! Tractor beams!
Weaponized Funk
In walks Barberella, set to stun
Defcon! Tractor beams!
Gamma ray gun
Straight out the mothership! Weaponized Funk
Defcon! Tractor beams!
Weaponized Funk
In walks Barberella, set to stun
Defcon! Tractor beams!
Gamma ray gun
Straight out the mothership!