Give me an F!
(F!)
Give me a U!
(U!)
Give me a C!
(C!)
Give me a K!
(K!)
What's that spell?
(FUCK!)
Well, come on all of you, big strong men
Uncle Sam need your help again
Got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Vietnam
Put down your books and pick up a gun
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun
An' it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn!
Next stop is Vietnam!
An' it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates!
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why!
Whoopee! We're all gonna die!
Now, come on Wall Street, don't be slow
Why man, this is war a-go-go
There's plenty good money to be made
Supplying the Army with the tools of the trade
Just hope and pray that they drop the bomb
They drop it on the Viet Cong
An' it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn!
Next stop is Vietnam!
An' it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates!
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why!
Whoopee! We're all gonna die!
Now, come on generals, let's move fast
Your big chance is here at last
Now you can go out and get those reds
Cause only good commie is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come
[singing]
One, two, three, what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn…
[louder!] …Vietnam!
An' it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates!
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why!
Whoopee! we're all gonna die!
Listen people, I don't know how you expect to ever stop the war, if you can't sing any better than that. There's about 300,000 of you fuckers out there. I want you to start singin'. COME ON!
An' it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn!
Next stop is Vietnam!
An' it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates!
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why!
Whoopee! We're all gonna die!
Now, come on mothers throughout the land
Pack your boys off to Vietnam
Come on fathers, don't hesitate
To send your sons off before it's too late
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box
Alright!
An' it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn!
Next stop is Vietnam!
An' it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates!
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why!
Whoopee! We're all gonna die!
Alright!