She meticulously curls her hair, her hair, her hair,
her long blond hair.
Applies mascara with the greatest care, with care, with care,
the utmost care.
She puts on lipstick that is scarlet red,
She’s already fairly off her head.
Fishnet stockings and a bottle of wine,
She’s fine, she’s fine, she thinks she’s fine.
Girls, you better watch out —
Schizophrenic playboys
Cannot handle their toys.
Girls, you better watch out —
Schizophrenic playboys
Cannot handle their toys.
Baby, baby, will you come with me, with me, with me?
Please come with me
I’ll take you places that you’d rather be
To be, to be, to come with me.
Driving faster now in his car,
Now she knows that she has gone too far.
In the morning she is in his bed,
His bed, his bed, her eyes are red.
Girls, you better watch out —
Schizophrenic playboys
Cannot handle their toys.
Girls, you better watch out —
Schizophrenic playboys
Cannot handle their toys.
I’m in, I’m out, I’m out, I’m in, I’m out, I’m out.
Boys, you better watch out —
Schizophrenic playgirls
Cannot handle their curls.
Girls, you better watch out —
Schizophrenic playboys
Cannot handle their toys.