Come to the dark side, we have candy
(Yes, but do you have coffee?)
Sure we have coffee, how do you take it?
(Black, like my soul)
He likes his coffee black, like his soul
He drinks it scorching hot, like a fucking psycho
He like coffee a lot
And he like his coffee now
Fifty cups of coffee and you know it’s on
(Bang, motherfucker, bang)
Ja! Jy’s n fokken mal gat
(Dumbfucks can't even handle my slang)
Skud jou in die moeder fokken poes, make you blackout
(Celebrity fuckboy rappers can’t hang)
Ja! Met n vinger in jou hol in!
(Step the fuck back you, whack motherfucker)
Like Kanye Kardashian
Yo, I like rats and coffee and weed
And sing whatever the fuck I want to the beat
(And I like gats and money and speed
And drivin' like a poes down the motherfuckin' street
And all I wanna do is zoom, zoom, zoom)
Bass pump in the trunk, boom, boom, boom
(Pitch-black windows)
You wanna see me, but you can't
Sippin' on champagne
(Puffin' on a blunt)
So, how do you feel now
That you have your new dark powers?
(Feel pretty good, not eh, not scared at all,
That just feel kind of, I feel kind of invincible)
(I non-stop motherfucker
I'm too ill to chill)
Too dope to cope
(Too lit to quit)
You fuck with peanut butter and jelly
She talks shit
My foot kicks your ass
(My fists split your lip)
My mommy she shut me up with duct tape
Now I get paid for talking all day
(Kidding, fok it, let’s go full retard)
Aw, fucks sakes, who ate my last cupcake?
(I love coffee, but not a fuck
When I drink Starbucks, 'cause Starbucks sucks)
Yaa, daai shit doos is kak
(Oh man, I’m makin' so much motherfuckin' money
It’s making my brain go funny)
You put the money in the wallet
Fok it, I can’t think, I need more coffee
(Kidding, fok it, let’s go full retard
No more motherfuckin' milk or sugar, because
He likes his coffee black like his soul
He drinks it scorching hot like a fucking psycho
He like coffee a lot
And he like his coffee now
Fifty cups of coffee and you know it’s on
But sometimes I get sad and I cut myself…
A piece of cake
Yo cuz, I get the mother fuckin' munchiessssssss
Oh mother fucker I need some one to eattttttttttttt
Flesh so yummy,
Bones so nice and crunchyyyyyyyy
Hehehe I dare you to fuck with meeeee
Aah, aren't you just such a cute little lollipop?
Triple dipped in psycho