[Intro: Eazy-E & MC Ren]
— Yo, Ren, you're ready to go get this money?
— Believe that, boy.
— You're strapped?
— Yeah, you know it.
— Let's go do this shit, man, I got it all planned out.
— Yeah, shoot any mothafucka that moves
Alright everybody…
[Verse 1: Eazy-E]
This is a stick-up, everybody get face-down!
Ren, gag their mouths so they can't make a sound.
Tie ‘em up for the fact that I'm kickin' ass,
I got my hand on my gat, and I'm tempted to blast.
My name is Eazy, but I go the hard way out,
This ain't personal, but now I'm about
To commit a crime and go through with it,
You know what, no need for shakin', because I'm used to it.
Take out the security guard with a slap of my hand,
Yeah, he's wearin' a badge, but he's a ol' ass man,
Pop his ass in the head, and take his gun,
So me and the punk can go one on one.
Cover the lens on the TV screen,
You know so me and my gang, just can't be seen,
Lock the doors, and throw away the key,
Close the blinds, so no mothafuckas could see,
And smile, you know, ‘cause I'm control of the shit
And no sucker ass nigga's gonna stop the hit.
Wardrobes and locs, and a Ruthless shirt,
That means I'm ready to work, and rush a fool to the dirt, so
[Chorus:]
Nobody move, nobody get hurt!
Nobody move, nobody get hurt!
Nobody move, nobody get hurt!
Nobody move, nobody get hurt!
Alright, anybody move and I'll blow your fuckin' head off!
[Verse 2: Eazy-E]
Alright, empty your pockets, but do it slow,
Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin' floor!
Don't make me have to set an example today
And blow one of you crazy mothafuckas away!
I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny
Takin' all you stupid mothafuckas' money.
Peepin' at a bitch ‘cause my dick's on hard,
Laughin' at the dumb ass security guard
Who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word,
I should have known it before, the mothafucka's a nerd.
But back to the bitches I'm peepin',
And then untie the ho, so I can start creepin',
Took her to the backroom, about to jack,
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back.
I said, «Lay down and unbutton your bra!»
There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw.
I said: «Damn!» Then the air got thinner,
Only thought in my mind was goin' up in her,
The suspense was makin' me sick.
She took her panties down, and the bitch had a dick!
I said: «Damn!» Dropped the gat from my hand,
What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man!
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt,
Because this is one faggot that I had to hurt, so…
[Chorus:]
Nobody move, nobody get hurt!
Nobody move, nobody get hurt!
Nobody move, nobody get hurt!
Nobody move, nobody get hurt!
I said get down. I want you all face-down on the floor! Anybody moves and I shoot!
[Verse 3: Eazy-E & MC Ren]
Stackin' up the money and there's more to collect,
‘Cause I don't give a fuck, I take traveller's cheques.
Yo, Ren, peep out the window, and tell me what you see!
Three mothafuckin' police starin' at me, what to do now?
Hurry up and get armed!
Alright, tell me, who hit the mothafuckin' alarm?
I'mma give ya a chance, and count to three,
Or else five of y'all bitches are comin' with me!
— Alright, alright, come on out, niggas, or we're coming in! This is the only chance to turn yourself in!
Fuck you, we got hostages, and plenty of loot,
And don't give a damn and not afraid to shoot!
We're sendin' out the hostages, all except five,
And if you don't meet our demands, they won't stay alive!
We want a copter, so we can get away clean,
And take some pussy along, if you know what I mean.
One hostage got brave, and got off the floor,
But I smoked his ass before he got to the door.
— They shot a hostage, they shot a hostage!
You stupid mothafucka tryna run,
Now you're dead as fuck tryna race a gun.
— Alright, this is the last chance to get off your ass or else the tear gas is about to blast!
I ran to the back and Ren followed behind
To a hell of a spot that was hard to find,
The bank was fucked up, the shit was smokin',
With screamin' hostages runnin' and chokin'.
Getting' away, but I was suddenly stopped
At point blank range by a mothafuckin' cop.
And I hope they don't think that a lesson was taught,
‘Cause a nigga like the E was finally caught.
My gat wouldn't fire, the shit wouldn't work,
So, y'all know what time it is.
[Chorus:]
Nobody move, nobody get hurt!
Nobody move, nobody get hurt!
Nobody move, nobody get hurt!
Nobody move, nobody get hurt!
— Well, I'm giving you five seconds to let us through the gate or I'm gonna shoot two of your guards!
— He-he, they got me once, but they'll never get me again!