Rick Grimes
Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad,
I’m ’bout to show this lab rat how to be a real dad,
a grade A MC
who’ll ruin your A-1 Day,
‘Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty
like my armpit stains,
I’m a post-apocalyptic cop who’s got a lot of issues.
Pop a cap in you
and splatter the brain you misuse,
Cooking up blue sky and bigger lies for Skyler,
Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver,
You tore your family apart sin by sin,
Where I live, it happens literally
limb from limb,
So write this down in your pancakes so you won’t forget it,
I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast!
Walter White
I don’t know what you think I’ve done,
But if we were to battle, I’ve already won,
Ask Gus, you don’t wanna Face Off against me,
I’ll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie,
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody,
Always getting saved by some samurai booty,
I’m a kingpin cooking crystal in the middle of the day,
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA,
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA,
If you ever try to stop
Heisenberg gettin’ paid,
Here’s a hot dose,
let me watch you choke on the truth,
You look up to me like I’m a pizza on the roof,
Cause you’re a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew,
I’ve seen Walter Jr. handle walkers
better than you!
Rick Grimes
Carl! I said stay back with the others,
While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother,
You ain’t the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want,
I’ll watch you get eaten on my fuckin’ front lawn!
Walter White
Your monsters don’t frighten me, and you can bite me,
I’ll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities,
I’ll bury you faster than your
partner stole your whole life,
No one saw Shane coming except for your wife!