The words are so familiar
All the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn't have to be like this.
If you don't make a friend now
One might make you
So learn the gentle art of making enemies
Don't look so surprised
Happy birthday, fucker!
Blow that candle out,
We're gonna kick you
(Don't say you're not because you are)
(Don't say you're not because you are)
(History tells us that you are)
(History tells us that you are)
All that you need is just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight
I wanna hear your very best excuse
I never felt this much alive
Your day has finally come
So wear the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you.
This year you'll sit and take it
And you will like it
It's the gentle art of making enemies
I deserve a reward
Cuz I'm the best fuck that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hole
You may never see the light again
(There's always an easy way out)
(There's always an easy way out)
(You need something wet in your mouth)
(You need something wet in your mouth)
All that you need is just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight
I wanna hear your very best excuse
I never felt this much alive
I never felt this much alive [8x]