[Verse 1: Guru]
Who's this? Juanita? Fatima? Solika? Oh, it's Freda?
Look, I have a question, just what is it that you need?
A man, a lover, maybe someone to talk to?
Or could it be you're schemin'? Oh, not you!
Well, listen, I got this phone installed for business,
And who gave you our number? Seriously, what is this?
The new fad? Now you wanna kick it to a rapper,
DJ or dancer? Well, I don't have the
Time for no stunts, no hookers and no games,
Our name and our fame is for the long way we came,
The struggle, the hassle, the hustle, the fight,
And you're askin' me if you can see me tonight?
Don't you know the Guru's not the type to be out skeezin'?
The reason is because I do believe in
Havin' the right to choose the one I want,
And, if I had a girl, why would I front?
You're only gonna get your feelings hurt, miss,
And truthfully I really don't wanna have to diss,
My music means everything to me, it's my life,
So make like a camper, and go take a hike,
You can't mess with my mind, and don't tie up my line,
You called yesterday, so what you want this time?
[Verse 2: Guru]
Ayo Premier
— Yeah?
Who's that knockin' at the door?
— Yo, man, it's Vicky!
Vicky? Are you sure?
The one from down the block who was actin' all hot?
She stops me all the time and says she likes me a lot?
How does she know where we live? I didn't tell her
And word is bond, duke, I'm not the fella,
No matter what I say this young lady's persistent.
For instance, she watches me from a distance
And if I walk by and I forget to say “hi”,
She pushes up on me and rubs me with her thigh,
I told her I was taken, but she doesn't care.
Ayo, do me a favour, tell her I'm not here,
Forget it, I think she heard my voice already,
You can let her in, but I'm tryna cook spaghetti.
Oh, hello, how you doin'? Who me? I'm fine.
I don't mean to be rude, but what you want this time?