You can ride on a pony. You can ride on a bike.
It could be a big two wheeler, or a shiny new red trike.
You can ride an elevator, or catch a ride on the bus,
But you'll never know the real thing, till you ride a rhinoceros!
You won't spend a lot of money on tires and oil and gas,
Just promise him a pickle and watch him go real fast.
He gets better with age, his paint won't crack or rust,
I just don't know why more folks don't ride a rhinoceros!
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It's the latest in four legged drive,
He can easily sit four kids wide,
He's got a genuine leather exterior hide,
All you have to do is climb on top
And ride, ride, ride!
All your friends will be amazed, when you ride down the street,
Just hold on tight, you'll have to use both hands and your feet.
It's not an easy job, your friends will make a fuss.
If you want to be noticed, just ride a rhinoceros.
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He never gets stuck in traffic, he isn't hard to park,
Make sure he wears his yellow vest if you ride him after dark.
If you take him to a Drive-In, bring him lots of cheese popcorn,
He's got no lights or radio, but Oh what a horn!
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