Tonight's the night we can leave it all behind
We're gonna run this town nothing but music on our mind
You came to the right place
You're a damn fine girl with a nice face
Mr. DJ, make the music play all night long
Won't you kick it off by spinning my favorite song?
Sorry, but my playlist is already set
This'll turn into a circus if I take requests
Just live it for tonight and nothing more
So crank it up while we rock on the dance floor
All the stress and the worries disappear
So Mr. DJ, turn it up in here
The volume is already at the legal limit
So calm down and let my job for a minute, bitch!
Oh, DJ play my song now
(No! Leave me alone!)
And turn the music up
(These levels are really ideal!)
Tonight's the one night that matters
(That seems short sighted!)
We'll dance till the sun comes up, up, up
(The club closes at 3, guys)
(Just managing expectations)
Till the sun comes up
Last call's at 2:30 it's strictly enforced
Till the sun comes up
(Just enjoy the party like everyone else, okay?
You're getting creepy)
Tonight's the night we forget about the rest of the world
Why'd you follow me here? I'm taking a piss
Can't use my dick to control my playlist
Music's what I need and I'm a very needy girl
It's been an hour since we closed the club
I can't play anything while my gear's unplugged
I'm gonna go hard until I've got nothing left
Don't need to slow down, I can just sleep when I'm dead
I'm not a DJ while I'm here in the office
You're gonna get me fired if you don't stop this
Hands in the air wave 'em side to side (what, again?)
To the other side then back to the side
(that is the dumbest dance)
Keep your hands up don't down
Oh Mr. DJ, turn it up right now
I don't want to give everybody hearing loss
Temporary joy has a lifelong cost, bitch!
Oh DJ, play my song now
(No! Leave me alone!)
And turn the music up
(I can't get another noise violation!)
Tonight's the one night that matters
(Why are you yelling?)
We'll dance 'til the sun comes up
(You just rhymed «up» with «up»)
(You're really phoning this in)
'Til the sun comes up
(Does «mouse» rhyme with «mouse»?)
(No, it's the same word!
'Til the sun comes up
VIP trying to keep it low key
You're killing me with the karaoke
Good Lord, we didn't deserve this
Nobody ordered Lohan with the bottle service
You're actin' like a president elect
Quiet down, show the DJ a little respect
Oh, you wanna hear your favorite song?
Stay at home in your pajamas, turn the stereo on
You wanna play David Bowie tonight?
Shut your mouth, and enjoy some songs about space flight
Ground control to a major ego
Shit, she tricked me into guessing on her single
DJ, play my song now
(Did my agent sign me up for this?)
And turn the music up
(What the hell, you're fired)
Tonight's the one night that matters
(I got you ten percent of this track)
We'll dance 'til the sun comes up, up, up
(What the hell, you're rehired
'Til the sun comes up)
No! Et tu, Brute?
'Til the sun comes up (Yeah, yeah, 'til the sun comes up)
(Why are you doing this to me?) (She's ruining my life!)
'Til the sun comes up
(Quit it!)
'Til the sun comes up