Everything's bad for you honey
Everything's bad for you
Don't forget what your told or you'll never grow old
Everything's bad for you
Don't laugh too much or cry too much
Or eat a candy bar for your lunch
Don't hope don't dope or hate the pope
Or use unhypoallergenic soap
Don't eat don't chew don't drive your car
Or pick up strange men from the bar
Don't pet stray cats or smoke cigars
Cause all of it's bad for you
Yeah, everything's bad for you
From the sun in the sky to the gum on your shoe,
Sleeping too much or having nothing to do,
Everything's bad for you
Oh everything's bad for you
Loud rock n' roll and the government too,
Swearing and staring in the swimming pools
Everything's bad for you
TV shows and magazines,
Huffing on markers or gasoline
Dressing like a tramp or a beauty queen
Then trying to get to heaven but your hands ain't clean yeah
Yeah, everything's bad for you
From the sun in the sky to the gum on your shoe,
Sleeping too much or having nothing to do,
Everything's bad for you
Oh everything's bad for you
Loud rock n' roll and the government too,
Swearing and staring in the swimming pools
Everything's bad for you honey
Everything's bad for you
Everything's bad for you