Barbra:
Once there was a wicked witch
In the lovely land of OZ
And a wickeder, wickeder,
Wickeder witch that never, ever was
She filled the folks in Munchkin Land
With terror and with dread
Till one fine day from Kansas
A house fell on her head
And the coroner pronounced her: DEAD
And through the town the joyous news went running
The joyous news that the wicked old witch
Was finally done in
Ding-Dong! The witch is dead!
Harold:
Which old witch?
Barbra:
The wicked witch
Ding-Dong! The wicked witch is dead!
Wake up you sleepy head
Harold:
Rub your eyes
Barbra:
Get out of that bed
Wake up! The wicked old witch is dead!
Both:
She's gone where the goblins go
Below, below, below — yo-ho!
Let's open up and sing
Barbra:
And ring those bells out…
Harold:
Sing the news out!
Barbra:
Ding-Dong! The merry-o
Sing it high and sing it low
Let them know the wicked old witch is dead
Harold:
Why everyone's glad
She took such a crownin'
Barbra:
Bein' hit by a house
Is even worse than drownin'
Both:
Let 'em know the wicked old witch is dead!!!