Woke up like Mr. Clean
Shaved head need some Listerine
I remember textin' you
Then had a drink maybe a few too many
Think I was hangin' from the roof
Probably talkin' too much truth
Lost my wallet and a tooth
I'm feeling so dumb
Why do I always do this
I wake up feeling so dumb
Guess I'm just young and foolish
Don't need to make excuses (No regrets)
Don't need no alibi (Such a mess)
I wake up feeling so dumb
So dumb
I'm so dumb
Found my cellphone in a tree
All these pix I never seen
She look like Mr. T
Why's he lying next to me in bed
Think I threw up in a pool
Got a Scooby Doo tattoo
Musta thought that it was cool (Fuck)
I'm feeling so dumb
Why do I always do this
I wake up feeling so dumb
Guess I'm just young and foolish
Don't need to make excuses (No regrets)
Don't need no alibi (Such a mess)
I wake up feeling so dumb
So dumb
I'm so dumb
My bodies achin' 'cause last night was crazy
My friends are sayin' I'm locally famous
I'm feelin' stupid but fuck it I'm shameless
I won't apologize for being so dumb
For being so dumb
Why do I always do this
I wake up feeling so dumb
Guess I'm just young and foolish
Don't need to make excuses (No regrets)
Don't need no alibi (Such a mess)
I wake up feeling so dumb
So dumb
I'm so dumb