I don't play CS so well,
The truth is I'm bad as hell.
I wish I'll be pro one day…
But it's a long way!
Won't lie, I've never practiced.
I'm not better than a fish.
And now I just have one wish.
Please carry me away!
I've found a guy amazing!
His skill is mind blowing.
So let's start with the beginning!
My life changed since this guy told me:
«Hey, I can boost you!
To Global Elite!
Only 5$!
Per rank, it's worth it!
I've never been banned.
I have a tool kit.
AimBot and WallHack,
I swear I'm legit!
Hey, I can boost you!
To Global Elite!
You just have to pay.
The rest I'll do it.
And there's Lord Gaben
Who's trying to chase me.
But if I get banned
You wins gets deleted.»
He told me he was a pro.
KQLY, SF, Emilio
Collating as if to told
«You'd better avoid his way».
He's shooting through everything
In the meantime rotating.
I think he's maybe cheating…
But he's boosting my rank!
So I won't stop playing with him.
I just need 2 more uprankings.
Being Silver isn't my thing.
So I gave him 60 dollars!
Hey, can you boost me?
To Global Elite!
Even if I'm Silver,
I have the money!
And all my silver friends
Will jealous me!
So please sir boost me.
To Global Elite!
«Hey, I can boost you!
To Global Elite!
Give me the money,
The rest I'll do it!
And there's Lord Gaben
Who's trying to VACBan me!
I don't give a shit!
He will never got me.
Before you came into my life
My rank was so bad!
My rank was so bad!
My rank was so so bad!
Before you came into my life
My rank was so bad!
My rank was so bad!
My rank was so so bad!
After 60 dollars.
I'm Global Elite!
But there's something wrong!
I can't play on my own!
Hey! Can you derank me
To Silver Elite?
I have changed my mind!
So please derank me!
He's not responding…
I can see Gaben!
He's fist fucking him…
Goodbye all my wins!
Before you came into my life
My rank was so bad!
My rank was so bad!
My rank was so so bad!
And now you are out of my life
My rank is still bad,
My rank is still so bad,
But I miss 60 dollars!
Fuck my life…