[Intro: Flavor Flav & Ice Cube]
— Аyo, Cube, man, hey yo Cube, check this out!
— Yo, man, wassup?
— Yo, mothafuckas be on the dick and shit, right?
— Yo-yo!
— Check this out, you know what I tell 'em, man?
— Kick that shit!
[Verse 1: Flavor Flav]
Well, two peas in a bucket,
Mother-mothafuck it,
You either Flavor Flav it
Or you Chuck-Chuck-Chuck it
Kiss my ass and suck the D-I-C-
K stands for kill so don't fuck with me!
I fucked that lady in the bed,
I missed that pussy and the butt was spread,
I tried it again in a thumping wagon,
The bottom fell out and her ass started draggin'.
Tried it again in a field of grass,
I missed that pussy and I bust my ass,
Then I fucked this lady in the tree,
The baby came out and said, «Run-D.M.C.»
[Break: Ice Cube & Flavor Flav]
Yeah, and you don't stop!
Flavor Flav in the house, and you don't stop!
Ice Cube's in the house, and you don't stop!
Hey, my sugar!
Hey, yo, rock that shit, rock that shit, G!
[Verse 2: Ice Cube]
I knew this girl, who looked just like you,
Light brown and a fly hairdo.
I wanted to do her, screw her,
So I stepped to her on key,
Bitch had more ass than a donkey.
I said, “You're the type of girl that I can't pass over,
Give me one chance and I'll bend your ass over,
Just call me the plumber at the end of the night,
‘Cause a nigga like me'll lay plenty of pipe.”
She didn't get offended, it was splendid to me
‘Cause Mr. Nice Guy is what I pretended to be,
I guess I'll just wine her and dine her,
And by the end of the night I'll be behind her
Waxin' that ass like Rain Dance
On the bumper, get the pussy then, I dump her.
Took her to the Comfort Inn, tucked her in,
Pulled out the third leg pumped it in,
She said, “Will you call me?”
Yeah, I'll call you a bitch or a ho after I ball you,
No, I'm just playin' but it's still the same,
‘Cause a nigga like Ice Cube is only out for one thang.
[Outro: Flavor Flav & Ice Cube]
— Yeah, what you out for?
— Yo, I'm only out for one thing.
— You out for what, man?
— Yo, I'm out for the pussy, the money, and the mic, and I'm straight. What are we out for?
— I pledge allegiance to the uh– to the fuckin', all of that shit, know what I'm sayin'?
— Five thousand!
— Five thousand, G!
— We out!
— Yo, we out of here, five thousand! Yo, this is for my boy Ice Cube, you know what I'm sayin'? Yo, check this out!