I guess you heard I was pedal to the metal on a downhill slide,
Girl, you know those rumors get to flyin' in a town this size,
No, I didn't feel a thing when you threw that ring and slammed the door,
If you wanna know the truth, you gotta go straight to the source.
Ask any ol' barstool in this town,
Ask my new found party crowd,
Sure I take more Jack in my coke now,
A little more high in my smoke now,
Sure I stay 'til they're all long gone,
And I take the long way home,
But I ain't sittin' 'round
Tryin' to drown the thought of you,
Ask any ol' barstool.
I can finally stretch out in our king size bed if I make it that far,
But fillin' in all these blanks you left isn't all that hard,
No, I ain't wonderin' where you been or who you been with,
I guess you didn't hurt me half as bad as you think you did.
Ask any ol' barstool in this town,
Ask my new found party crowd,
Sure I take more Jack in my coke now,
A little more high in my smoke now,
Sure I stay 'til they're all long gone,
And I take the long way home,
But I ain't sittin' 'round
Tryin' to drown the thought of you,
Ask any ol' barstool.
Yeah, you think I'm down and out, hidin' out, hell-bent crazy,
But that ain't me, baby.
Ask any ol' barstool in this town,
Ask my new found party crowd,
Sure I take more Jack in my coke now,
A little more high in my smoke now,
Sure I stay 'til they're all long gone,
And I take the long way home,
But I ain't sittin' 'round
Tryin' to drown the thought of you,
Ask any ol' barstool,
Ask any ol' barstool.
I guess you heard I was pedal to the metal on a downhill slide.