Twelve gauge '04 buckshot floorboard, don't ask,
Fence post, door dent, let's just leave it at that,
It's got dirt on me, yeah, I'd be up a creek.
If my truck could talk, I'd have to yank out all the wires,
Pour on the gas, set it on fire, anything to shut it up.
It's been good to me, but it knows too much, it's seen it all,
I'd have to find a riverbank and roll it off
If my truck could talk.
Those two headlights looked in her eyes, while she danced,
Moonlit truck bed, two kids, enough said, yeah, man,
All that went on, those all night longs,
It could go on and on, and on.
If my truck could talk, I'd have to yank out all the wires,
Pour on the gas, set it on fire, anything to shut it up.
It's been good to me, but it knows too much, it's seen it all,
I'd have to find a riverbank and roll it off
If my truck could talk.
If my truck could talk, I couldn't deny a word it said,
I'd just smile and shake my head, yeah!
It's been good to me, but it knows too much, it's seen it all,
I'd have to find a riverbank and roll it off
If my truck could talk, if my truck could talk,
If my truck could talk.