Текст песни Jon Cozart — Vine Vs. YouTube: the Song

[Thomas Sanders:]
Anything you can do I can do better
Vine can do anything better than You…Tube
[Jon Cozart:]
No it can't [4x]
[Thomas Sanders:]
Yes it can [4x]
[Jon Cozart:]
If you think Vine is great YouTube is greater
[Thomas Sanders:]
Well…
[Jon Cozart:]
Don't be a hater
I'm greater than you
[Thomas Sanders:]
No your not [4x]
[Jon Cozart:]
Yes I am [4x]
Vine is just a gimmick
[Thomas Sanders:]
Only for a cynic
I can do impressions
[Jon Cozart:]
I can Help depression
[Thomas Sanders:]
Ugh
[Jon Cozart:]
Education vids made me a grad and YouTube is free
[Thomas Sanders:]
Uhh, wait for the ad
Anywhere you can reach I can reach further
I can reach double as far as you can
Yes I can [4x]
[Jon Cozart:]
No you can't [2x]
Yes he can [2x]
Vine stars are bratty
Go back to mom and daddy
[Thomas Sanders:]
You should put disclaimers
On the YouTube gamers
[Jon Cozart:]
I hear you only last 6 seconds long
Do girls complain
[Thomas Sanders:]
It's enough for your mom
Anything you can do
I can loop better
[Jon Cozart:]
Everything I do
Is better than loops
Yes it is [2x]
[Thomas Sanders:]
No it's not [2x]
No it's not, no it's not, no it's not, no it's not, no it's not
[Jon Cozart:]
Yes it is
Viners are obnoxious
Even when unconscious
YouTube's for talent
[Thomas Sanders:]
It's for vevo and fallon
You're just another Disney schmuck
Parodies aren't art
[Jon Cozart:]
Story time: you suck
Anything vine can do YouTube does sweeter
I can sing anything sweeter than you
Yes I can [3x]
[Thomas Sanders:]
No you can't [3x]
No you can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't
[Jon Cozart:]
Yes I can can can can can can can
You shut up!
[Thomas Sanders:]
No I can't
[Jon Cozart:]
Anything Vine can do
Youtube does better
[Thomas Sanders:]
Anything YouTube does
Vine can do best
Yes [4x]
Yeah [2x]
Yeah [2x]
Uhh
[Jon Cozart:]
No [4x]
No [2x]
No [2x]
Uhh
Anything Vine can do YouTube does better
[Thomas Sanders:]
I can do anything better
[Jon Cozart:]
Better
[Thomas Sanders:]
Better
(Both)
Than you
[Thomas Sanders:]
No you can't
[Jon Cozart:]
Yes I can