It starts off like a thousand
Other songs that you've heard before.
Except in this one they do a little
«Du-du-du-du Duu-dum-du-du».
So you try to change the station,
But it's playing on every one.
A bunch shitty-ass chords and lyrics
Recorded by a fucking moron.
And you assume, that the general public
Is not that stupid.
You're positive that nobody will want
To listen to this.
But you are wrong!
They wanna know the stupid,
Motherfucking, lame, cock-sucking,
Cookie cutter radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars
And at the mall,
And at the office they all love the new
Radio friendly song.
Un-o-ri-gi-nal me-lo-dy.
Why did John Lennon have to be the one
To get shot? Something's wrong.
While these douche bags are all still alive,
Singing these ass-licking songs.
All these fucking unoriginal pussies,
That don't have anything to say.
I'm not homophobic, but this song is
So fucking gay.
You can barely retain the vomit,
That's raising in your throat,
And you assume that everyone will think,
That this song's terrible.
But you are wrong!
They wanna know the stupid,
Motherfucking, lame, cock-sucking,
Cookie cutter radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars
And at the mall,
And at the office they all love the new
Radio friendly …
Piece of shit.
Oh,
What a sucky-ass piece of shit.
I'd rather shoot myself in the face,
Than listen to this
Corporate bitch singing this
Stupid, motherfucking, lame, cock-sucking,
Cookie cutter radio friendly piece of shit.
God, I hate this shit!