This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed
It's a nice hotel indeed
Look at this hotel room. What do you see?
Dollar dollar dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar dollar dollar sign
We don't have money so we can't touch anything
Put it on a credit card
Debt! Debt!
This room's cool. This room's fine
It's got the Internet so I can get online
This Internet kinda slow
This Internet kinda slow
This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed
It's a nice hotel indeed
Walking in the room and I see
Housekeeping moved my stuff
So mean!
There, that's better
You scared me half to death,
Yeah, I thought I lost my sweater
There's only one bed, there's only one bed
Now call it in the air, now tails or heads? Both!
We're sleeping in the same bed.
But it's ok 'cause we're not telling. Anyone.
This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed
It's a nice hotel indeed
We're showering at the same time
We're showering at the same time
'Cause there's two shower heads, not one
'Cause there's two shower heads, not one
We're showering at the same time
We're showering at the same time
Cause there's two shower heads, not one
And it's ok 'cause we're not looking
This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed
It's a nice hotel indeed