Sunday, mom was cleaning up Jack's room
I could call it the beginning of this household's doom
After knowing her son for 18 years,
she did not expect to find these items here
In Jack's room, behind the cupboard,
she finds pretty stockings, and dresses and heels
In Jack's room, behind the cupboard,
she finds pretty dresses and heels
Down the stairs in a confused state of mind,
mother tells dad: 'Our son's got something to hide'
As he follows her back up to Jack's room,
really not knowing what to presume
In Jack's room, behind the cupboard they find pretty stockings,
and dresses and heels
In Jack's room, behind the cupboard,
they find pretty dresses and heels
And now Jack's walking home,
thinks there is nothing wrong
He even stopped to buy some flowers,
for his dearest folks 'cause they're such a joke,
they want to clean his room for hours
And now Jack's in a confused state of mind,
mother asks him,
he doesn't know how to reply
Then dad suddenly goes bright red and says:
'I've got something to confess…
In Jack's room, behind the cupboard
there're my pretty stockings, and dresses and heels
In Jack's room, behind the cupboard,
there're my pretty dresses and heels'
In Jack's room, behind the cupboard
they find pretty stockings, and dresses and heels
In Jack's room, behind the cupboard,
they find pretty dresses and heels