Well, I guess I’m freaking forty,
I can’t say that I am thrilled
I never dated wynona rider
I’ll probably never will.
Well I guess I’m freaking forty,
Oh, but I’m better off than some,
Well I might be freaking forty,
But you’re freaking forty-one.
Well I guess I’m freaking forty,
Now all the kids call me old man,
I need glasses and alkaseltzer
And a freakin prostate exam.
I guess I’m freaking forty,
But I’m better off than you!
Well I might be freaking forty,
But you’re freaking forty-two.
Alright!
Well, I guess I’m freaking forty,
Well I’m a Petered out Peter Pan,
And sometimes I feel foolish,
I make my living singing in this band.
I guess I’m freaking forty,
Well that’s what my mama said,
But Bruce Springsteen is freaking sixty-two
And the Stones are almost dead.
Well, I guess I’m freaking forty,
I can’t say that I am thrilled.
But still Im a buck wild lovin cowboy,
I don’t need them little blue pills.
I guess I’m freaking forty,
Forty but it ain’t no thing to me,
Well I might be freaking forty,
Hell I’m lying, I’m forty-three!