Why do roller-skates slip under my feet?
Why does something spill every time that I eat?
And when accidents look my way, just what do they see
Stumblie bumblie unlucky me
Why is chewing gum always caught in my hair?
How can I sprain my wrist sitting still in a chair?
When calamity looks for a pal, must it always be
Hazy crazy unlucky me
And when the road gets a-rougher
And the going gets a-tougher
When it's time to give your all
I just trip and fall
I need a safety nets just to look at a knife
I wear bandages every day of my life
Do disasters just like my face, it's a mystery
To harried worried unlucky me
I said, I'm quaken shaken
Unlucky me
That's right, I'm scratched up patched up
Unlucky me