I'm not bad , I just sound that way!
All the girls they like their presents,
Like their presents
When boys wrap them up in ribbons,
Ribbons, ribbons,
Doesn't matter if they're precious or expensive
If they're well thought out,
Sexed up, wrapped right.
Every time get in line and give me mine.
We like black , white, big, striped,
Polka-dotted, cafe-latted,
Presents come in many sizes,
Wrap 'em up in ribbons
WRAP THEM PRESENTS UP IN RIBBONS! (x6)
I'm not a hallmark card expression ,
Need material attention,
Wrapped in ribbons Richard Simmons,
Silly ribbons, ribbons, ribbons!
If you can't afford the best,
Don't be stressed , take a rest,
Get a job , do it right,
It's my birthday all night .
We like black, white, big, striped,
Famous super-sized presents,
Don't care what you put inside them,
Wrap it all in ribbons,
It's the life style that I like,
I'll give you yours, you give me mine,
But don't forget to wrap 'em
All in pretty, pretty ribbons!
WRAP THEM PRESENTS UP IN RIBBONS! (x6)
Only difference between downtown and uptown
Is therapy and valium, therapy and valium.
Not lying when I say this,
There's a price to being famous,
Yeah, it's therapy and valium,
Therapy and valium
It's not complicated,
Just a fashion statement,
Everybody wrap it up…
WRAP THEM PRESENTS UP IN RIBBONS! (x6)